An aspiring crime novelist unwittingly becomes the subject of one of her cheap thrillers.
I’m sure Nancy Gelber was surprised to find out that her meth dealer… had a conscience.
Moral of the story: Never trust your meth dealer.
Especially if you’re asking him to help you murder your husband.
Investigators give an Oscar-worthy performance in convincing crime novelist Nancy Gelber that her scheme to whack her husband succeeded. But Nancy was, oh, a tad surprised to see the undercover officer she thought she hired to kill her husband AND her husband in the same room together, as she’s interrogated by police.
Oh man, the reaction when Nancy Gelber realizes, not only that her husband is alive, but that the dude she had hired to kill him was instead an undercover officer with the Brazos County Sheriff’s Office — OOPS.
Nancy’s ex-husband feels a great dealer safer knowing that she is currently serving a 30-year prison sentence for conspiracy to commit capital murder.